It's time! It's time! OMG, I'm so excited! Aren't you?
Yes, my lovely boys and girls, it's that time of year again! Today, I make my list and check it twice so you can find out all the naughty and nice boys on my Freebie 5 or Top 5 Crushes List.
I'm sure I don't have to explain what I mean by The List, right?
I do this every year as my tastes change. This should tell you how awesome Roomie must be because fickle me hasn't replaced him. Yet.
Anyway, you can check out the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd annual lists too. You'll notice in those comments that it can turn into quite the free-for-all, so hit the comments button and share yours.
It's all in fun, so don't worry that I'll be knocking on your door one day demanding that you fulfill your promise to "do naughty things" to Johnny Depp or Jessica Alba or whoever.
Okay, here's my list for 2011...
1: Gerard Butler.
Ah, yes, my pretend boyfriend. My list will never be complete without him somewhere on it. Usually on top, of course. hehehe. Ahem. Anyway, he's no scientist-guy, but he's tall, funny, scruffy, and hot. A fling with him would be a laugh-a-minute, and Roomie will confirm that, if you make me laugh, you totally have me.
He's the lone and first ever Canadian of the bunch. He's into health and fitness, and, goodness, does it ever show. Have you seen any of his interviews? He's funny and cute, much like pretend boyfriend #1. I prefer him with the beard. I apparently like my boys hairy and funny. Geepers, that doesn't look attractive on paper. Neither does "geepers".
3: Bill Campbell.
The picture is old, but he's aged well. OMG, so well. At first glance, he looks so dreamy and moody, then he smiles that playful smile and, holy jeebus, you're hooked. Not much else to say except yum.
4: Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
Obviously, my list isn't complete without a hot younger-than-me thing to demonstrate my cougarific cougarocity. He's so hot. And I haven't even watched The Tudors yet, which Harmzie has mildly encouraged me to do -- if "NO, YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT!!!" could be considered mild. I suspect that when I see him in this show, I'll kersplode. Blam!
5: Clive Owen.
Do I have to explain? Really?
Bonus: Chris Hemsworth:
As my girlfriend Eunice said, "I can't watch the preview for Thor without thinking thoughts that start with 'Mmmmmm......'" Well-said, my dear, well-said.
Okay, boys and girls, your turn. Show us your top 5, 10, 100, whatever.
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