not a meme for the weekend. really, it's not. sorta.

Okay, audience participation time. Just do the following steps, and post your resulting sentence in the comments. I ended up with:

"I yelled at a snowman in line at the bank because Big Bird said to and he's my leader."

Okay, now you...

Step 1: Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Step 2: Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10------my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a spoon
19------a smurf
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------Chuck Norris
23------a noodle
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an iPod
29------a surfer
30------a homeless guy
31------a llama

Step 3: What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 ---------On your car
3 --------In a hole
4 ---------Under your bed
5 ---------Riding a Motorcycle
6 ---------Sliding down a hill
7 ---------In an elevator
8----------At the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Step 4: Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray---------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 d ollars
Orange------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other--------because I'm a Ninja!
None---------because I can't control myself!

Step 5: Now post the sentence in the comments!

10 comments:

  1. I jumped on a pickle sliding down a hill because I'm AWESOME!

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  2. I stopped at 'I did the macarena WITH MY BROTHER...', too scary to go on! hahaha

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  3. "I danced" almost stopped there.

    "with a spoon" well, I didn't stop before, so

    "at the dinner table" starting to actually make uh, less, um, not sense.

    "because I'm cool like that" swish...

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  4. I did this one to! Too funny!

    I sang to my neighbour under you bed because I am cool like that.

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  5. I licked my sister under your bed because that's how I roll.

    Dang. How is it that everyone else came up with cute and funny, and I ended up with pervy and unsettling?

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  6. Lol!!! I definitely going to do this..soo funny!!!

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  7. sounds funny!

    here's mine:
    I danced with a fireman at the dinner table because i think i need some serious help.

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  8. I jumped on a homeless guy in my car because Bird Big said to and he is my leader.

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