3yo/5yo Conversations from the Next Room

(FYI: Lucai is 3yo MN's nickname for 5yo LA...)


"Hello? Where's my 100 dollars?"
"Lucai, I'm the dragon!"

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"Oh, Lucai!"
In a sing-song voice: "Just a minute, I'm just taking a picture of my butt..."

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"You know what I'm making, Lucai?"
"..."
"I'm making soup!"
"..."
"You lie down... You're in a cave!"
"What?"
"You like soup?"

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The 3yo walks in with a long piece of tape on her nose...
"Lucai, I'm pretending I'm an elephant."
"Okay. Are you lost, elephant?"
"..."
"You want to eat?"
"Ask me if I want dog food."
"You want dog food, elephant?"
"Okay."
"..."
"HEY! Lucai! That's not dog food!"
"I'm pretending it's dog food."
"Oh, okay..."