6th Annual Life Candy Freebie 5: Who's on *your* list?

It's the 5th day of the 5th month!  Yay!  It's the most wonderful time of the year!!!  It's time, my sweeties, for the Top 5 List!

You must now seriously consider who to put on your list of 5 celebrities you have permission to fool around with and not get put in the doghouse.  Think carefully, people.  This is a big decision.  DON'T SCREW IT UP!

Okay, it's all in fun obviously, so if you get arrested for stalking Ryan Reynolds, Jennifer Lawrence or Mr.T,  you're kinda on your own.  I love y'all, so really, just don't do it.

Anyway, you can check out my old lists too:   20082009201020112012.

My list is below, which I must say was difficult to put together as I was more than a little hungover after a night out with my Isa girls last night!  I worked hard on this one, so you better share yours in the comments too!

And OMG, my list is firmly entrenching me in Cougarville!  Le sigh.  Please read on...

1:  Gerard Butler...
Okay, the pretend love affair is starting to mellow, but I honestly can't bring myself to break it off.  He's still funny and all scruffy like my Roomie.

2:  Benedict Cumberbatch...
He's tall, intense, funny, and THAT VOICE!  As I've said time and again, it's like being wrapped in chocolate...

3: Bradley Cooper...
Again , he's hot and he speaks French.  There's nothing more to say.

4:  Jeremy Renner...
I love a scruffy, intense man who looks hot in leather and knows what to do with a bow and arrow.

5:  Chris Hemsworth...

Okay, that's my list!  Your turn!  Who's on your Top 5 List for 2013?


  1. Oooh I have been waiting for months for this opportunity to tell you about my TV boyfriends!
    All of them though, as the characters they play.
    1. Rick Castle (Nathan Fillion, Castle)
    2. John Reese (Jim Caviezel, Person of Interest)
    3. Harvey Specter (Gabriel Macht, Suits)
    4. Patrick Jane (Simon Baker, Mentalist)
    5. And a 3-way... Tie that is: William Murdock (Yannick Bisson, Murdock Mysteries), Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey Jr, Sherlock) and Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles, Supernatural).
    Whew...I feel so much better in having shared! Thank you Nenette!

  2. Daniel Craig in spots 1 thru 4, and Jeremy Renner. The runners-up list is about 35-60 long.

  3. As I grow older and now that I've become a father, I would much rather sit down and have a nice conversation with women that I'm really attracted to. But since this is about sex, let's begin.

    In no particular order:

    1. Kat Dennings from 2 Broke Girls.I don't even watch the show. I've seen all I need to see. Looks similar to Katy Perry.

    2. Christina Hendricks from Mad Men. I don't even watch the show. I've seen all I need to see.

    3. Katy Perry. I've never heard one of her songs, but she's all over the net every time I do anything. Maybe the media is just working on me, but now, if we ever meet, we are going to have sex. Great sex. Looks similar to Kat Dennings.

    4. Kate Winslet. She's the quintessential freebie for every (straight) man who likes women with a some curves, even though she has lost more weight recently. Still hot.

    5. Louise Brealey from Sherlock. I will take Sherlock's leftovers without batting an eyelash. She's got a British accent, which I find hot, and I would kindly request she stay in character for the duration of our love-making.

    Bonus: If I was gay, I would probably want to put Benedict Cumberbatch on the list, just from the quality of his performance in Sherlock, which I DO watch!

  4. 1. Nathan Fillion
    2. Craig Ferguson
    3. Ewan McGregor
    (yeah, these 3 keep showing up)
    4. Benedict Cumberbatch's voice.
    5. Benedict Cumberbatch.

  5. ok, I need to update my list. Not sure why I didn't put Martin Freeman on there. He's adorable and hilarious. How can he not be there?! Really, he's why I started watching Sherlock.

    1. Nathan Fillion
    2. Craig Ferguson (squee! seeing him in Oct!)
    3. Ewan McGregor
    4. Benedict Cumberbatch's voice
    5. Martin Freeman
    and just because I can't leave him out (oh those eyes)...
    6. Benedict Cumberbatch.