thursday 13: doing lines.

Can you name the movies these lines belong to?  Please let me know in the comments.   

Don't cheat and look it up, silly people! 

The one with the most correct just might get a prize.  I'll give the answers on Tuesday, so be sure to enter before then to win.

(Update: I gave you a hint. Over there ->)

Okay... go!

1: "Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me."

2: "Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

3: "I'm impressed. For a moment there, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals."

4: "He says he will sell you a blind camel. He says he also knows of a camel with a crippled leg and no teeth. Would you like a dead camel?"

5: "Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo."

6: "Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was carbon bonded to the chicken!"

7: "The two priests driving the Ferrari? Oh, they're doing the work of the Lord. In a Ferrari, they can just do it faster."

8: "It would take more than the words of a drunken adolescent girl to rob me of my desire of you."

9: "For an entire summer he followed me around asking me if I had a vagina!"

10: "A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work."

11: "You Brits like to sweet-talk and you Brits like to romance, and all I wanna do is suck."

12: "My line? My most effective one is to tell a girl she has hair like a tortured midnight, lips like a red couch in an ivory palace, that I'm lonely and starved for affection. Then, I generally burst into tears. It seldom works."

13: "I can't help thinking that at some point someone is going to produce a piglet and we'll all have to chase it."

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  1. I didn't know most of them, but the second one is my favorite line from Serenity, the Firefly movie!!!

  2. I don't recognize any of these. Great lines, though.

    - Alice Audrey

  3. Welcome to the T13!

    I know #2 is Serenity.
    #10 - When Harry Met Sally?

    No idea on the others, though.

  4. The cow shed line is from Life Of Brian, someone says it to the three wise men,

    The dead camel line is from Ishtar, the funniest movie with an undeserved reputation. "I've got a wardrobe of love in my eyes, come in, try something on, maybe I have your size!". Ssss-muck!

    The rest can't really be from movies worth watching because I don't recognize any of them.
    :-) I'm sure they're all really from movies in the "adult" section of the rental store. Now that I've said that I hope they don't all turn out to be from the Blues Brothers.

  5. The only one I recognize is #10...From Harry Met Sally, I think :-)

    Thanks for playing!

  6. Are you saying I can't GOOGLE???

  7. No idea about any of them - but they do have me wondering about some of the movies you watch!

  8. Crap!! I think I only know Two of them. Sigh.

    #9 - Wedding Planner

    #13 - Princess Diaries

  9. The only ones I figured out have already been guessed by others:

    2. Serenity
    4. Ishtar - I'm with Albert. Totally underrated.

  10. oh crap! #13 just came to me! Pride and Prejudice!!! :)

  11. I Googled them all, so I won't play. But I have to disagree with the Sheldon quote. If you find a Sheldon that does it for you, you could say those things.

    A Sheldon who has overcome his name to become so desirable, I would think would pretty freaking desirable.