10th Annual Freebie Top 5: Who's on YOUR list?

It's that time of year again! Yes, it's the 5th day of the 5th month of the year, and it's time for our...

Freebie Top 5 List 2017

If you're new here and are wondering "wtf is a freebie list?", it's "A list of 5 celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, one is allowed to sleep with without it being considered as cheating by your significant other." (Urban Dictionary)

And yes, we do this every year -- as you can see here and from here.  We have to.  Some guys get weird or creepy and have to be removed.  Others pull a McDreamy, and the list is SCREAMING for you to add them.  You just never know.  So we review the list annually.  It's really the responsible thing to do.  It's only fair.

Okay, when making your list, the Number One Rule is There Are No Rules.  Actually, that's a lie.  There are 5 rules...

1: Remember that this is all in fun. You cannot use "Nenette said it was okay" as your defense when you get arrested for breaking into Channing Tatum, Beyonce, or Arnold Schwarzenegger's house or anything like that.  I did not say it was okay. I love y'all but you're on your own.
2: Stick to 5. Any more would be greedy, and I'm all about the sharing.
3: Keep it to current humans -- as in 'alive and at their present age'. You shouldn't need a time machine to do the nasty with them. (Do you hear me, Sylvia?!)
4: Speaking of "the nasty", THAT IS ALL.  Just sex.  No relationships. Nothing serious. Think a secluded tropical getaway, a steamy night in a hotel, even a hot quickie in a dark alley.  In case there's any confusion, see #1.
5: Think long and hard about this! This is your list FOR THE YEAR. Pretend it's laminated.

Drop your freebie list in the comments here on or on my Facebook page.

Okay, here's mine...

1:  Gerard Butler
Will he ever be out of my list?  Likely not.  There's just something about this guy.
Lainey once said he doesn't seem to know how to wear pants, but if your body was designed to wear a kilt, is that even an issue?  Really?!
I still can't watch his films.  I like to stick to his interviews because he's funnier and sweeter.  In a movie role, his lack of accent throws me off, then I think "Oh, hey, it's Gerry pretending to be a Secret Service Agent", and eventually, I tune out... until he takes off his shirt.

2:  Keanu Reeves
Why have I never put this man on my list?!  Okay, I know this list is all about "the nasty", but there's so much to this guy.  He's tall, dark, and handsome, the strong-silent type, a bassist with a rock band (like me!), an accomplished actor/producer, spiritual, lives simply, and he's Canadian.  His mom also taught him English manners.
And because he's in his 50s, I don't feel quite so cradle-robby.
Hey, he was filming here.  Does anyone know if he's still in town?  Just asking.  For a friend.

3:  Benedict Cumberbatch
Tall, dark, handsome, with an accent and a natural photobomber talent.  The accent, the intensity, the voice that makes you feel like you're wrapped up in chocolate.  Dark chocolate with nuts.  Almonds.  Yes, dark chocolate covered almonds.

4:  Adrian Grenier
I've never watched The Entourage so I don't know much, but I did watch him in that teen flick with Melissa Joan Hart.  And that's all.  So this one is purely physical.  I've always loved the tall, dark, and handsome -- with light eyes.  It's so sexy.  The fact that this is the look of almost every hero of the erotic romance novels I read has nothing to do with it.
Nope, not at all.

5:  Victor Webster
I loved him in Charmed, and really, he's aged quite nicely.  He's tall, handsome, and Canadian who's also a Martial Arts master.  He's funny, affectionate, a loyal friend, and has a great photographic eye.  And let's face it, I'm a sucker for a scruffy guy.
Of all the guys on my list, I'm willing to bet he smells the most like sandalwood.  Yes, that still matters.  A lot.  A really lot.

Now, your turn... and GO!