It's that time of the year again, my beautiful sweeties! It's time once again for the Life Candy Top 5 List!
Every year, on the 5th day of the 5th month, we take on that very, very serious project of selecting the 5 hottest celebrities we have permission to fool around with.
This is strictly physical, people. No longterm relationships. Just a fun one night stand. Or an afternoon. Or even an hour. Don't go thinking this is going to go anywhere serious. I will not bail you out of jail if you suddenly get it in your head to do a Glenn Close/Fatal Attraction thing on Prince Harry or Boy George or Phyllis Diller.
And this is totally for fun too. I will also not bail you out for stalking. I don't care if Marky Mark looked in your general direction. He's NOT inviting you over for fondue and kanoodling. Unless he actually says, "Hey girl, come over for fondue and kanoodling." Then, by all means, have at 'im!
Anyway, you can check out my old lists too: 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013.
Plus, I still haven't found out whether or not Gerry smells like sandalwood, which is oddly important to me. Don't judge.
3: Benedict Cumberbatch
Some will be surprised that Ben is in 3rd place, not 1st or even 2nd. Gerry and Tom just edged him out. But with a voice that when he speaks makes you feel like you're being wrapped in chocolate, his ability to pull off the perfect photobomb at the Oscars, the way he completely upstaged Kirk in ST: Into the Darkness, and the way he handles a long coat keeps him in the top 3.
5: Joe Manganiello