Last Saturday was my friend Harmzie's birthday. She said she had plans to go golfing with her darling Max all afternoon. Yeah, "golfing".
We knew Harmzie would be all tired from all the
golf sex golf, so it came as no surprise when she said she couldn't come to that night's Sushi with Larry.
In her honour, I had an LOL*. A real one. With booze. I got drunk. For Harmzie-girl.
* - Lime, Orange, Lichee juice... and other yummy stuff.