Um. Okay! So, in honour of the dear dude who is enabling my life of crime, here it is...
Just pick the first word that you think of when you associate yourself with that category. Don't overthink it.
If I was a/an _____, I'd be ______
TV show: Smallville
Song: Rock Lobster by The B-52s
Movie: When Harry Met Sally
Book: Dune by Frank Herbert
Fictional character: Sydney Fox
City: Hilo, Hawai'i
Article of clothing: sarong
Plant: jade plant
Mythological animal: elf
Inanimate object: book
School Activity: drama club
Positive attribute: loyalty
Negative attribute: easily-distracted
Okay, now you!