Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

Cast your knowing gaze upon the peril I must face while on this detox:

Philippine Dried Mango... 6 pieces = 160 calories
Petite Palmiers... 1 piece = 110 calories
Iran-Tabriz Confections... made with honey, nuts, wafer, etc.

See?!!! This is what I'm up against!

Roomie does try to help though, in his own Monty Python-y way...

Sir Galahad (Me): Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot (Roomie): No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad (Me): Look, it's my duty as a knight (sugar-addicted human) to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot (Roomie): No, we've got to find the Holy Grail (7-11 cups, drill bits, neck warmers, etc...). Come on.
Sir Galahad (Me): Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot (Roomie): No. It's unhealthy...

Didn't help... I had the palmier on the right.